Wake Up, You Bum!
12 explanations that employees might say when they’re caught sleeping at their desks.

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time."
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work."
"It’s okay ... I’m still billing the client."
"I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement."
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
"I was doing a yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress."
"Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I almost had figured out a solution to our biggest company problem."
"The coffee machine’s broken."
"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Amen."